Add a new Joke; Consume . ... D Funny that I just saw this thread, I heard this tapping on the door and I thought it was the cat and it was this huge fat bee, really it was a boofer of a bee, I hope it wasn't trying to make it's nest near my house. He says 'There's one in the window.' Q: How did the spider destroy the (worldwide) web? One leaves a dent in the hood. A: It gave it a bug. Close. Aaand then we pan out to see two pigeons peck at the shrunken car. Film Scott and Cassie playing an insanely fancy pretend game of "Thief". Open all the windows and doors in the room. Which is when Scott turns around to see a giant pigeon's unblinking eye outside the car window. A tiny wasp, weighing only a few grams, flies in through the window, and stings one of the people. Posted by 20 days ago. The shopkeeper replies 'We don't sell wasps.' Q: Why was the fly looking for the garbage can? Long. 2.6k. Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. "Hold on now," said the world expert on wasps. "I'll have it out of the window and bagged up for you right away." I skipped the big paragraph in the middle and still got the joke. That record in the window is famous in the world of wasp study as the most accurate documentation of wasp noises in the world, and I haven't managed to acquire a copy until now." A: Because he was a litterbug. On a warmer day I'd rescue it. Sure enough, there's the hapless insect, trapped in the sun-baited space between panes in the southeast-facing window of our dining area. A page for describing Funny: Ant-Man and the Wasp. A man goes into Boots and says: 'Have you got Viagra?' asks the chemist. Home; Create . "Well, this is your lucky day," the shopkeeper said. If a wasp has gotten trapped in your house, the easiest way to get rid of it isn't swatting, it's opening up a way for the wasp to get out, where it really wants to be in the first place. Spray your windows and sills with wasp repellant spray, always works for me. 'Do you have a prescription?' The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees an old vinyl record in the window of an antique shop, "Wasp noises from around the world". Looking in the window, an album catches his eye: "The Sounds of Wasps from Around the World". Scare Chord! I'd lift the sash, put a wide-mouth mason jar over the insect, slip a piece of thin cardboard between the jar and the window and carry the trapped wasp outdoors to freedom. The wasp loses its grip on the transparent barrier, falls to the sill and then resumes its futile upward climb. so i walked in some shop to buy a wasp - he said we dont sell wasps i said well theres one in your window . A fella walks into a pet shop and says 'Give me a wasp.' so i walked in some shop to buy a wasp - he said we dont sell wasps i said well theres one in your window . Really funny jokes-Sound of wasps The man who is the world's leading expert on wasps is walking through Droitwich one day when he passes an old vinyl record shop. "There's some sort of wasp in the window," my wife says.
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